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The first of many randomness journals.
I had this weird dream the other night that I was in a room with Jennifer Aniston who had Deep Heat caked on her back and she wanted me to wipe it off before it ruined the dress she was wearing. So I had her across my lap and started to rub the Deep Heat off with a towel and all I could hear was her screams (Deep Heat does hurt) then I woke up.
I found out that my old primary school teaches Spanish which got me thinking the new wave of chavs will be able to speak another language while still not knowing their own.
I was out with my parents having a ea when a couple of cars outside started honking at each other the weird thing was the honk were like a tune, I said to my Mum 'Give me the keys I want to join in.'
That is all tune in for more randomness at a later date.